When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
i feel like i don’t need my spine. it’s holding me back.
ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
House of Ismay offers since 2008 brooches using old book pages retrieved, cut and pasted in various forms, corresponding with the talent original books at the image of “Of Mice And Men” by John Steinbeck.
fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
my nigga put her down ever so gently
when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT