zeldathemes
Consulting detective. Tribute. Guardian. Shadowhunter. It's not easy being a 17-year-old Australian in this modern world but I get by with the help of food, television shows, and endlessly re-reading the same brilliant books over and over again. I also create fabulous artworks in my spare time. Despite the enormous pressure the above puts on my life, my Sims survive and thrive so I must be doing something right.
I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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Ignorance is acceptable up to a point. For instance, when I was 12 years old my mom had to take me aside in the hippie store and explain to me why I, a 12-year-old white girl, could not wear a dashiki. But I was 12, I didn’t know what a dashiki was and I just thought it was a neat pattern. Now I understand. You don’t play dress-up with other people’s cultures to assert your own uniqueness and specialness.
Avril Lavigne’s New Video Wins The Gold At The Cultural Appropriation Olympics By Robyn Pennacchia (x)
majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

condorn:

i feel like i don’t need my spine. it’s holding me back.

mrslokke:

Oh my..

mrslokke:

Oh my..

burgrs:

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

posidone:

posidone:

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*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you

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come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it

leslieseuffert:

House of Ismay

House of Ismay offers since 2008 brooches using old book pages retrieved, cut and pasted in various forms, corresponding with the talent original books at the image of “Of Mice And Men” by John Steinbeck.

berserkr-bread:

fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

dandridge-monroe:

versacetits:

my nigga put her down ever so gently

Always reblog

dandridge-monroe:

versacetits:

my nigga put her down ever so gently

Always reblog

dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)